The Shredded Schrader

September 26, 2009

UCTW Jargon, Lesson #1!

Filed under: UCTW,Vocabulary — Danimal @ 8:37 pm

Smogblow (v): To drive a motor vehicle.

Motor Scab (n): Someone who smogblows to a location, instead of taking an accessible, and more socially and environmentally responsible means of transportation. It should be kept in mind that this specifically applies to situations that arise for reasons other thanĀ  necessity.

The Speedy Parasite (n): Smogblowers that endanger cyclists, either through their driving practices or their opposition to cyclist rights.

Cyclie (n): A member of the UCTW (United Cyclists of The World). Plural is Cyclies

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